Sunday, September 30, 2012

My Horoscope and My New Favorite Movie

I MEANT TO POST THIS BIT YESTERDAY - SO IT'S A DAY LATE.

I'm gonna start off by sharing my horoscope for today (aka BEST HOROSCOPE EVER):

You stand out from the crowd, don't you? Being unique is kind of your thing. And today, you'll get to show off just how different you are. In fact, think of yourself as the star of your own novel, as your imagination comes vividly to life. Everything you do could turn out to be a big, lusty adventure! Put your usual responsibilities on the back burner, if at all possible, because the current energy calls for being spontaneous.

This horoscope is eerily on target with my whole "live a better story" goal ("star of my own novel"!!!  GET OUT!!) and I am so looking forward to my "lusty adventure" however the only thing I have planned for today is to go see Hotel Transylvania with my gay friend Don.  That, to me, doesn't look like a recipe for a lusty adventure, but I guess it's all in the translation!!

NOW FOR TODAY'S TIDBIT:

Just watched The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel with Judi Dench, Maggie Smith and other amazing British actors.  Right now it is my favorite movie of 2012.  I had to rewind it and pause it to get last bit of dialogue to share with you:

"The person who risks nothing - does nothing, has nothing.  All we know about the future, is that it will be different.  Perhaps what we fear is that it will be the same.  So we must celebrate the changes.  Because as someone once said, ‘everything will be alright in the end, and if it’s not alright, then trust me, it’s not yet the end.’"
The movie (in my eyes - and let me know if you disagree) is about fear and change, endings and new beginnings.  There is something in it for everyone to identify with.  And it's wonderful.  I do so love Judi Dench and Maggie Smith.  You will LOVE it.  Be prepared to cry and laugh and rewind.  It was exactly what I needed for the end of a great weekend.  Hope you had a great one too!!!

Thursday, September 27, 2012

Successful Fundraiser; Mildly Successful Yard Sale; and WORST... MASSAGE... EVER.

A lot has happened over the past couple of weeks!!  I am going to break this blog post up into subsections and attempt to not drag on too long (you're welcome) on any one topic. 

Successful Tapestri Fundraiser:  As you know from my previous posts, I had been gearing up towards the annual fundraiser for my charity - Tapestri, Inc.  The event occurred on Sept. 20th and was super successful.  We had a couple of speakers (Jovita Moore - a local news anchor, and a trafficking survivor) and tons of great art for auction (lots from the Sullivan clan).  I had a great group of friends come out to support me and Tapestri. And I can't thank them enough for being there with me. I don't have the final tally of funds raised yet, but almost all of the art went home with worthy supporters. I may or may not have had four glasses of wine that evening.  Hey!  I was nervous about presenting my art for the first time!  I needed a little liquid courage.  In the end, everyone seemed to love the art.  Here are a couple of pics:
 
Me, Gerry and Diane

Me, Tamera, Deborah and Mel


Me and Tamera (before the hair went up)

Quick shot of the event space.













Mildly Successful Yard Sale:  On Sept. 22nd, Lawrence, Rick and I had a yard sale.  Rick and Lawrence are moving into a new home in Midtown (just down the street from me!) and had lots of crap to get rid of.  I always have crap I need to get rid of - so we had a collective yard sale.  The weather has been so nice and cool lately (it's Fall y'all), but, as luck would have it, Mother Nature decided to throw us a total scorcher for the day of the yard sale.  Perfect weather for luring folks to yard sales, but absolutely miserable for the yard sale hosts who had to stand in the blazing sun for a good part of the day.  Oy vey it was hot!!  While we didn't make the millions we had hoped for, we did earn some good folding-money at the yard sale and enjoyed spending time with each other (as always!).  Here are some yard sale day pics:
Panoramic shot of the yard sale
 
Working into the wee hours of the night
on yard sale signs!!!

Finished!!!



Lawrence and Rick surveying
the merchandise

The yard sale gang!

Our "It's too hot, we are tired, can we be done now" face.

WORSE....MASSAGE...EVER:  After a week full of activities my ole body was aching something fierce.  At about 5pm on Sunday evening I decided I needed a massage.  As many of you know, I am more of a last minute gal, and having no appointment scheduled, I was less than confident that I would actually be able to score a massage so late in the evening.  After 5 calls to well known spas, I was about to give up.  Then I remembered that before Darryl abandoned me by moving to Chicago we had noticed this place on Ponce called "Heavenly Foot Massage."  I figured a foot massage was better than no massage so I gave them a call.  When they answered and I asked if they had any open appointments for that night they responded "sure, are you wanting a foot massage?"  I instantly perked up and said "do you give other kinds of massages?"  "Ah sure, we have body massages too."  Ok, I'll admit that I gave a moment of pause at the thought of getting a body massage at a place specializing in foot massages, but I was in a bad way and desperate for a massage so I booked a massage for 7pm.  About fifteen minutes later I got a call back from Heavenly Foot Massage and the guy said they looked at the appointment book wrong and my appointment would have to be at 7:45pm.  With a tish of annoyance at having my gratification further delayed (no, not that kind of gratification), I agreed to the later time.  When I arrived, I had no fewer than three staff members say "do you have an appointment" to me - to which I responded - "Yes, I have an appointment for 7:45."  At about 7:55 another staff person came out and stood at the reception desk.  She looked over at me in the waiting room and said "Do you have an appointment?" To which I responded (again) "Yes, I have an appointment at 7:45."  She looked at me and said "The rooms aren't ready."  In my head I said Ok then, I trust you'll let me know when they ARE ready, but out loud I said "Ok."  FINALLY someone comes out and gets me and takes me to a room (that is in fact ... now ready).  I "assume the position" and the girl at the desk that told me the room wasn't ready comes in to give me my massage.  She sighs rather dramatically and says "This is the third massage in a row I have done today."  I wasn't sure how I was supposed to respond to that obvious contempt at having to do yet another massage, so I just said "wow" and buried my head in the head cradle.  I asked for a deep tissue massage, but was provided with a gentle lotion rub down for an hour.  After finishing my back massage, and before moving on to legs, she put one of those rice filled pouches in the microwave.  At some point the strong scent of burnt rice (really burnt rice) began to permeate the room.  She took the scorched rice pouch out of the microwave and immediately placed it on my lower back. The only barrier standing between my naked skin and a scorching rice pouch was a flimsy sheet.  She says to me "Let me know if that gets too hot."  I immediately responded "It's too hot."  She took it off and moved on to my legs. At some point she disappeared from the room for like 5 minutes.  She returned with luke warm towels (I guess she figured I was sensitive to hot temperatures since I didn't enjoy the scorched rice compress).  She then proceeded to give me a very rough sponge bath.  Now, I've been to many a spa where they will wipe off the excess oil/lotion after finishing the massage so that you are not slipping in your shoes or damaging your clothes.  However, this scrub-down rivaled the Korean scrub you get at the JeJu spa.  She wasn't giving me a quick wipe down, she was destroying evidence.  At the finish of the one hour session a loud alarm clock began to go off.  She let it go off for over one minute before lumbering over to turn it off.  There was no confusion that the massage was over.  She said "Thank you" and left the room.  No, "how was that," "make sure you drink lots of water," "take your time getting up." No, just "thank you" - I translated that to be "thank you for making me do my 4th massage in a row you no heat tolerance last minute massage planning bitch."  Thank you.  She left the room too fast for me to say "You're welcome."  They had to unlock the door to let me out.  Needless to say I will not be going back to Heavenly Food Massage anytime soon.

Ireland, Chicago and Dillsboro:  On a final note, I purchased my ticket to Ireland and will be heading to Union Hall for Christmas/New Years.  I had a tish of "buyers remorse" after purchasing the plane ticket, but after mulling it over I reminded myself that I vowed to live a better story when I left the fast paced, stressful world of big law practice.  While I might not know what will be happening in December - job wise - I know that I can and will make it work.  I miss Ireland terribly and I miss my friends in Ireland.  I am also planning on taking a trip to Chicago to visit Darryl and Benji in October and Olivia and I are meeting for a weekend spa/mountain weekend in Dillsboro, NC the first of November.  I am excited about all three trips!!!! 

Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Our Painting Weekend Kicked off on a "Phallic Note"

This past weekend was designated "painting weekend."  No, don't be alarmed.  It wasn't an officially designated weekend or holiday.  YOU weren't required to paint.  Only my family was required to participate.  Mom and Lisa came into town to help paint in anticipation of my Tapestri fundraiser and silent art auction coming up on September 20th.  My condo looked like a Michael's massacre for the majority of the weekend and Earl the Cat insinuated himself into the mix in every obnoxious way possible, but we had a blast and got some great art projects finished (some pictured below).

The weekend kicked off Friday night with a visit to HD1 - a Haute Doggery around the corner.  Yes, that's fancy talk for hot dog joint.  Anyway, it's the only place in town (that I know of) that offers a veggie hot dog.  Other than being out of half of what we asked for, the food was pretty good and I will definitely go back for a veggie dog and waffle fries.  After knocking back our haute dogs we headed off to Atlanta's premiere adult fantasy store - Inserection.  Yes, you heard correctly, we drug mom to the vibrator store.  It seemed like a natural progression to the evening.  To be honest, Lisa's friend from Asheville asked her to go to the vibrator store in Atlanta to get her a vibrator.  Either the selection in Asheville is substandard or the gal was embarrassed to buy her own vibrator - I never got to the bottom of (pardon the pun) the real reason for the requested vibrator run.  While picking out a vibrator is quite a personal matter and I don't recommend you send someone else to do that for you, we took our task seriously and went only slightly over budget with our final choice.  Mom took the adventure in stride and I even caught her lingering in the 50 Shades of Grey section.  Who knows, she might be back!!!

Anywho, the weekend was loads of fun and it was nice to have family in town so that I didn't have to wallow alone in the bamboo patch.  Darryl and Benji arrived safely in Chicago.  I have posted a couple of pics below of their departure.

Haute Doggery (Phallic phase 1)

Inserection - Vibrator Store (Phallic phase 2)
And if you don't have a picture with your mother
in front of the wall of black dildos you're the poorer for it.
Notice Lisa and I are the only ones with smiles on our faces.
No picture of a paint explosion would be complete without Earl the Cat

 
Lisa's Georgia peach blossom pottery

Mom's miniature Christmas paintings
My angel painting

The official "loading of the truck" - and just to clarify - this is
a picture of Darryl and Benji's moving day and not the loading
of the vibrators we bought at Inserection.  I mean really.

Cutie pie one (who has abandoned me) and cutie pie two (who has also abandoned me)
 
The bon voyage photo.


Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Friends are kisses blown to us by angels. . . .

The past two weeks have definitely been weeks of friendships.  This will be more of a personal blog and less of a humorous, silly blog.  And in an effort towards full disclosure - I had two red wines and one margarita (plus part of Benji's margarita - plus I licked his salt) prior to drafting this blog.

I am posting a few pictures of my visit with my BFF Stacey.  She has recently moved to Dallas - Fort Worth Texas with her youngest daughter Mya and they are finding their place in Texas.  It is always difficult moving to a new city - away from what you know - away from what makes you feel comfortable and safe.  Change is always hard.  You doubt yourself.  Feel guilty if it doesn't work out for those you are responsible for.  It's just generally scary.  But it can be O so fun and exciting if you open yourself to new possibilities.  I feel confident now that Stacey and Mya will be fine.  They are not only open to new possibilities, but they are already experiencing them with gusto!!  Fair play to Stacey and Mya.  I had a blast in Ft. Worth, even though it was 100+ degrees the whole time I was there.  I never thought I would wish for Atlanta temperatures!!!!

Also, my BFFs Darryl and Benji are abandoning (selfish word) me and moving to Chicago.  Darryl and Benji have been a part of my weekly routine for quite some time now and their absence will be felt on a profound level.  I love them like family and will miss them so much when they go (which will be tomorrow - que the sobbing).  I know they will be only a quick visit away, but it's not the same.  I like having them here with me and selfishly I want them to stay.  I know they can't.  They have a chance for a new adventure, and even though it will make me sad (for a while), I want that for them.  Crying now, just so you know.  As I have already told them - they are one of the most amazing couples I know and it has been so amazing watching their relationship evolve.  They will have so much fun in Chicago and I can't wait to visit them.  They can't get rid of me this easily!


FIRST THE DALLAS PICS AND THEN THE DARRYL AND BENJI ABANDONING ME PICS:

Amy and Stacey (in 100 degree weather)
"Texas Jim" at cattle drive - Ft. Worth


I did not buy any boots

longhorn cattle - stock yards, Ft. Worth


Stock Yards, Ft. Worth

This is how you eat sushi in Texas.
Don't mess with us.



Me, Stacey and Mya



For Darryl and Benji's going away we did a painting
class at "Sips and Strokes" - we didn't name
the joint give us a break, but we had fun!!!
More Sips and Strokes
(to further explain the "sips" was the BYOB aspect
and the "strokes" was the painting aspect - OBVIOUSLY!!


Final hooters
I sent Darryl and Benji to Chicago with angels
of their own to watch over them!!!



I threatened to go live in the bamboo patch on North Ave.
when Darryl and Benji move to Chicago-
cause' that's where you go when you are depressed and missing
your friends.  In this picture I was
practicing my sad bamboo existence.  Look for me there..